collegeessaytips:

secret santa idea: pay my college tuition

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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

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reblog if your mother no longer sets your bedtime and your life has lost all structure

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octobore:

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

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if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

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calumfood:

if you wanna make 5sos happy

  1. show them titties
  2. talk about their music
  3. don’t make up drama and shitty rumours
  4. tALK ABOUT THEIR AMAZING MUSIC!!444!4
  5. DON’T MOB THEM!!44!!4%! DO NOT
  6. DON’T TRY TO BREAK INTO THEIR HOTEL ROOM!!4!!!4!4
  7. DON’T JUMP ON THEIR FUCKING CAR BC IT’S DUMB AND DANGEROUS
  8. show them titties
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thepumaa:

We all need this on our blogs
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deverse:

not now mom im trying to think of a funny text post

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daisiesandsex:

yeahgagas:


Reporter:  What made you lose 37 pounds?Raven Symone: The pressure of society.
FINALLY A CELEBRITY WHO SAYS THE REAL REASON.
In an interview where someone told her that she looked beautiful she said: “I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”

She is actually Jesus reincarnated.

queen
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ashcalmikeluke:

If I dated the boys, I would come to every concert in their merch: shirts, necklace, wrist bands, undies, key chain, while holding a homemade poster

I would make it awkward by singing their songs in their faces EVERY DAY

I would keep my tumblr and ship fans with them

I would walk around drinking out of my home made mug with a fetus picture on it

I would embarrass the hell out of them

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ashtonstawp:

how do you trick someone named luke who’s in an australian band into loving you?

i’m asking for a friend

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weedmuke:

he looks cute, but then u see his lip ring then you’re like “oh shit”
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sonicshawn:

shout out to this lady for wearing the same dress when she interviewed shawn as she did when she interviewed cam and nash
sonicshawn theofficialdillonrupp
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